Steven Rhodes “My Emotional Baggage” Retro Lunch Bag – Funny Gift Tote for Adults
Carry your chaos in style with the Steven Rhodes “My Emotional Baggage” Bag — a hilariously dark yet practical accessory inspired by the artist’s signature retro illustrations. Featuring a vintage-style design of a blonde schoolgirl surrounded by colourful suitcases and the caption “My Emotional Baggage – Life Skills Series,” this tote brings humour and nostalgia together in one perfectly awkward package.
Designed by cult artist Steven Rhodes, known for his twisted takes on wholesome ‘70s book covers, this insulated bag is ideal for anyone with a sense of humour darker than their coffee. Whether you’re packing lunch, storing snacks, or using it to carry your actual emotional baggage, this bag is guaranteed to raise a smile (and maybe an eyebrow).
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🌈 Features:
Official Steven Rhodes merchandise – authentic licensed design.
Durable insulated material – keeps food, drinks, or snacks cool or warm.
Compact and reusable – eco-friendly alternative to single-use lunch bags.
Bold retro print – vibrant colours with a sturdy zip closure and carry handles.
Perfect blend of dark humour and vintage charm – instantly recognisable Rhodes style.
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🎁 Perfect For:
Fans of dark humour, retro art, or alternative pop culture.
Office, school, or work lunches — stand out from the boring crowd.
Gifts for friends who appreciate sarcasm and nostalgia in equal measure.
Great for Secret Santa, birthdays, or gag gifts.
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⚗️ Product Details:
Artist: Steven Rhodes
Design: “My Emotional Baggage – Life Skills Series”
Material: Insulated woven polypropylene
Size: Approx. 21cm (H) × 16cm (W) × 12cm (D)
Colour: Cream and red with multicolour print
Closure: Zip top
Handles: Sturdy dual carry handles
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🖤 Why You’ll Love It:
This isn’t just a bag — it’s a mood. The perfect fusion of sarcasm, self-awareness, and throwback charm, it’s the ideal accessory for anyone who laughs their way through life’s little meltdowns. Lightweight, durable, and endlessly relatable, it turns your everyday lunch routine into a talking point.
Collect it alongside other Steven Rhodes “Life Skills” designs for the ultimate darkly comic set.
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Steven Rhodes “My Emotional Baggage” Retro Lunch Bag – Funny Gift Tote for Adults
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